miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill
When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.
Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.