weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

aradia-in-the-tardis:

amandafiske:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THERE CAN ONLY BE   O N E 

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

theonion:

New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App
whitegirlsaintshit:

the chemical

whitegirlsaintshit:

the chemical

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

xtjna:

murkdiving:

xtjna:

its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill

When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.

Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.

NO


THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

matt1308:

Realistic Urban Paintings by Nathan Walsh