sharonosbourne:

orpheusxvii:

blaineitondarren:

sherlockinhobbiton:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

Also, Blue from Blues Clues was a girl… In case you didnt know

BUT MAGENTA WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND. IS BLUE A LESBIAN

Magenta was a boy

this website has single-handedly ruined my life

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
shwartzbald:
nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

coolestdad:

fffcuk:

if this post gets 300,000 notes ill shave my eyebrows off and get “bepis” tattooed on my face

for the love of god please signal boost the hell out of this


My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

banasmagiccastle:

cloverthebulldog:

Sometimes after a long walk, I just need to chill out. Ice cubes and linoleum make me a happy puppy! 

UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out